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The walls in my apartment are paper thin

And I’ve been listening to my roommate have sex for about an hour.

The girl he’s with comes like a trained dog and I am both impressed and jealous.

scandalmoments:


Can we just talk for a minute about my crush on Darby?

Because I have a crush on Darby.

fuckyeahfeminists:

What people mean when they say they’re not having kids.

fuckyeahfeminists:

What people mean when they say they’re not having kids.

sade:

This is a picture of Kim Kardashian’s swollen pregnant lady feet squeezed inside of these plastic stilettos. GIRL STOP. RELAX.

Foot binding never really ended, did it?

sade:

This is a picture of Kim Kardashian’s swollen pregnant lady feet squeezed inside of these plastic stilettos. GIRL STOP. RELAX.

Foot binding never really ended, did it?

gladiatorinchucks:

“White Hat’s Back On”

i LOVED this moment so much. 

sophreashandcleanclean:

A demonstration of how Cyrus destroyed Olitz in this episode.

See also: what Shonda Rimes does to my feels on a weekly basis.

hyperbolic-time-chamber:

There’s a lot to discuss here

hyperbolic-time-chamber:

There’s a lot to discuss here

geekscoutcookies:

curvellas:

adthehero:

A 2 hour blowjob just doesn’t seem good in theory. That’s two hours. 120 minutes. Shit is gonna get tiresome for everyone involved. 

first of all how are bitches not getting distracted like i can barely have sex for an hour before i’m thinking shit like:

“i need to go wash my bathtub.”

“i mean really why doesn’t olivia pope wrap her head before she goes to bed.”

“i wonder what memphis bleek is doing.”

“i wonder if this nigga know the boy part to the ‘are you that somebody’ dance? prolly not.”

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NB4R

When I haven’t been kissed in a long time, I create civil disturbances, then insult the cops who show up, till one of them grabs me by the collar and hurls me up against the squad car, so I can remember, at least for a moment, what it’s like to be touched.
Jeffrey McDaniel (via blurthelines) (via whyimsingle)
If I wake up in the morning and I don’t want to get you a coffee or if I don’t see you for a week and I don’t want to go figure out something to FedEx you, then we’ve got a problem. You can fake the words I miss you, but you can’t fake getting someone a book.
John Mayer (via whyimsingle)