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I think it’s weird that Adam & Eve is a story about incest and no one wants to talk about that.

yaykenways:

the holy trinity: chris evans, chris pine, chris hemsworth 

I am on my knees.

12minds:

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Kurt Vonnegut’s time working at Sports Illustrated was brief.

My hero.

Applause

12minds:

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Kurt Vonnegut’s time working at Sports Illustrated was brief.

My hero.

Applause

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

jessehimself:

 

I mean…

CAN YOU NOT THO

CAN YOU NOT THO

Anonymous
asks:
whats one of your sexual fantasies?

naturalprose:

black--lamb:

a stranger randomly paying off my student loans

UNNNFH. YES.