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icecreamisbetterwithafork:

This is freakin stunning. And I love this song. Repeat please. 

Breathtaking. 

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

And scene…

“let’s go to pound town on the fuck truck”

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

And scene…

“let’s go to pound town on the fuck truck”

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

This is my channel…http://www.youtube.com/user/jsgbklyn

It started as a way to document my quitting smoking process and progress. Im still gonna do that but I wanna do more.

If you haven’t subscribed yet, please do so. The fist few videos are dumb long but they get shorter as they go on. 

Please reblog. Or whatever. Appreciate it. 

Go watch her!

I spent $80 at the grocery store today and bought 0 amounts of chocolate

I am looking at my life.

I am looking at my choices.

Have you had music playing while you were fucking and then some criminally unsexy shit came on?

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

imapervert:

There’s nothing that dries the pussy up faster than “Motownphilly”. You’re stroking the pussy good and all of a sudden you hear that

“SCHOOBYDOOBYDOOOPPAPA Motownphillys back agaaaaaaaaain”

I rarely ever have music on during sex but this shit happened enough times to not make me change my mind. 

I had to choke back laughter in this damn classroom.

I cannot breathe.

“I Was Told There’d Be Cake” by Sloane Crosley

At the bottom of the drawer was a thin album of drawings I had done, including one (crayon on oak tag, age eight) of a teddy bear crying hysterically, wearing deely boppers and holding a windmill. In thick black crayon, I had scrawled the following across the bottom of the page:

“Teddy bears are best because they understand it’s nice to be alone.” 

“Jesus,” I said out loud, and brought the drawing to the kitchen table where my parents were reading the paper.

“You didn’t think this was cause for concern?”
My mother studied the drawing. “You were always kind of old for your age, if you know what I mean.”
“Yes, I’ve heard that profound depression is a sign of maturity.” 

It’s the fucking Source Awards in your uterus.