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How does one first start going by the name “Yummy”?

How does one first start going by the name “Yummy”?


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

thatfriendlyblackguy:

bitchy-mccunterson:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

*liquor store

Popeyes

Jesse Williams’ tumblr

pansiesrosemaryviolence:

"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs. 

asks:
your honestly just an ugly nigger

onlyblackgirl:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

image

I am deceased.

jss:

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

I just need this here.

headcanon 

jss:

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

I just need this here.

headcanon 

neighborhoodspaceman:

geekscoutcookies:

deveninanewdress:

shaylahatesyou:

chubbygirlloverrr:

What’s one thing you hated as a kid but love as a adult?

Brussel sprouts

getting my ass beat

Greens and boys

beans

NAPS

mykicks:

stand-by-me:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

What in the…

"PoC (1/16th Native American)"

loves Disney

mykicks:

stand-by-me:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

What in the…

"PoC (1/16th Native American)"

loves Disney

butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face

¡Imagínate!