January 2012
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You know that friend you have that you flirt with...
whyimsingle:
Well, tonight I saw him and I almost had to stop myself from saying,
“So, do you fancy yourself a good sex person? Do you know how to do it all of the ways?”
Couldn’t decide where to post this so I decided it should go on both.
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I'm home from work today
Someone send me Doctor Who S1E1. I finally think
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Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....
– (via thechocolatebrigade)
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Family Issues Pt. 19
My mother has treated me, the majority of my life, as though I were a burden. My existence an inconvenience to be endured.
I can’t prove it, but I’m relatively sure that if she hadn’t already aborted her first pregnancy that she wouldn’t have had me. I think she thought my dad was the one who was supposed to want me, but then he left.
epicleicaness asked: Hey Syd! Hook me up with Taylor Swift will you?
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all the girls you've ever loved, i think i loved...
warsanshire:
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interlude for the grand sonata
every mouth you’ve ever kissed
was just practice
all the bodies you’ve ever undressed
and ploughed in to
were preparing you for me.
i don’t mind tasting them in the
memory of your mouth
they were a long hall way
a door half open
a single suit case still on the conveyor belt
was it a long journey?
did it take you long to find me?
you’re...
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properdirty:
How to pull the Misfits girls…
My boobs are heavy.
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I spent a lot of time waiting for things to happen to me, which is more or less...
– Sloane Crosley, “I Was Told There’d Be Cake”
That question made me think of this...I wrote it a...
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
Hi, I’m…
Strawberries/peaches/iced coffee season. A good book. Sleeping on freshly washed sheets. Outdoor concerts. Free outdoor concerts. Falling asleep on a sheet in the grass. Pinot grigio on a Brooklyn stoop. Cutting someones little joker (or ace) in spades.
Stand up comedy. Private jokes.
Touches on the small of my back. Hip hop. Boys of who love hip...
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It's almost a talent
My grandmother is upset with my mother and when I asked her why, she insulted me. “You would have done so much more with your life if she wasn’t so nosy.”
Oh.
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MISFITS 2x03
FOREVER REBLOG
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coveryourload asked: I just fnished watching Misfits season 1 and I funking LOVE this show! Just so you know.
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Lana Del Rey bores the fuck out of me
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And this place has everything:
Mr. Miagi impersonators, skinny cholos, a...
– Stefon is on Yelp
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marvelousmisfits:
I was getting many questions about this post. I uploaded the video on my personal blog. I present to you, the video with Nathan, and that lovely wedding dress. Enjoy ;)
Where did this come from?
Is there more??
I miss my ASBOs. :(
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I im'd mcdavis and said
“I can’t believe you didn’t tell me you were coming!”
I realized I was talking to him like I just blown him and he was inconsiderate.
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His muscles making him a predator; his heart making him prey.
– Cake and Pom-Poms
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Me, invariably, every month
“Why am I so hungry?”
“Why do I want to eat ALL THE CHOCOLATE?”
“Ugh, why am I so bloated?”
“Are my boobs getting bigger??!?”
Then, a week later:
“Ohhhhhhhhhh. Oh, right, yeah. Okay.”
Being a woman fail.
panasonicyouth:
this is not what i thought it was going to be
c r y i n g
watch to the end
omg. air. there is no air in this room.
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