And even this...

I wish I found you as interesting as you...

Dec 12th

Jenni always had a thing for nightclubs, but being the...

Dec 12th

“you live in a very expensive city and spend your day in a...”
— SJ It’s not the picnic it...

Dec 12th

It's been over a year

whyimsingle: I’m never going to stop missing him, am I?

Dec 12th

Guilty pleasure. Pescatarian tomorrow.

Dec 12th

Fact: it does rain in SoCal Bonus fact: There are roads in...

Dec 12th

(via mykicks)

Dec 12th

Watch

Remember that time 5 minutes ago when I was in a bad mood? THAT WAS THE PAST. Try being a bad mood...

Dec 11th

“How bitterly glad I am to see you. You bring joy and pain in...”
— Yann Martel, Life of Pi (via...

Dec 11th

So...there's that

Biopsy results came back. 4 months of chemo and surgery My therapist thinks I should look into...

Dec 11th

Things I don't feel like doing right now

Paying someone to talk about my inability to make and follow through on good bad decisions ...

Dec 11th

“Impossibly attractive people don’t deserve true love. Fuck...”
— My sister (via sade)

Dec 11th

“I want so badly to believe that “there is truth, that...”
— “Clark...

Dec 11th

“She just doesn’t want to feel like a trashbag because...”
— Jersey Shore Recap:...

Dec 11th

YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: HANUKKAH ON THE...

via Videogum Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate...

Dec 11th

A man and his dog

mercurypdx: poisonville: About two weeks ago the father-in-law of an old friend of mine went for...

Dec 11th

Listen

whyimsingle: Surprise, Surprise (Live 1/25/2005)—Annie Bethancourt Another boy, same story She’s...

Dec 11th

Dear Naturally Cute Girls Who Have Grown...

I wish I had your karma. Sincerely, Single in SoCal aka Sydney J.

Dec 11th

Dear Universe,

Really? Really? Glad I could still be a punchline to this joke. It never gets old. Sincerely,...

Dec 11th

So…that happened

Dec 11th

Eu tenho um vicio

Dec 11th

Things I can admit…begrudgingly

Dec 11th

“I’m actually glad Sammi and Ronnie got together and...”
— Marcella ladies and gentlemen

Dec 11th

I thought it was raining so I checked my dashboard. Instead...

Dec 11th

No me importa lo tanto que parece pero...

Dec 11th

“If you are going to fall in love with me, it’s only fair...”
— (originally from...

Dec 11th

illinoisairship: I don’t want to start any shit here but- ...

Dec 11th

blurthelines: (via isthisblood : fizzzzy :...

Dec 11th

Listen

“Where Darkness Meets Fire”—Annie Bethancourt You wear blues and greys Colours of...

Dec 11th

Seriously, look at that. Livin’ the life

Dec 11th

Loves of my life. Bulldogs = <3

Dec 11th

The worst part about that sprained ankle

Dec 11th

"Language is always an abbreviation"

iamchrysanthemum: anthonybergen: A writer continually struggles for clarity against the language...

Dec 10th

An analogy

For the first time in a long time, you decide to go out. To a party. You’re excited. Hair,...

Dec 10th

Watch

tothebarricades: This post is because I want to torture SJ until she makes this on her own and...

Dec 10th

I love Kristen Stewart because

she is a phenomenal actress she is a beautiful girl she brings both strength and vulnerability...

Dec 10th

Listen

mcdavis: Newest autotune track. YES. Now this is more like it.

Dec 10th

Dec 10th

mcdavisreblog: And I love it. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Dec 10th

Who's been videochatting with hot babes...

hot babes= bitch & wife all day = the last couple hours ME

Dec 10th

Jersey Shore Tomorrow!

rypurt: I have a theory that Snookie is all the sadness in the world crammed into half a person....

Dec 10th

erinxgore: sj<3 If you search tumblr for SJ because...

Dec 10th

Fact: I am a crushslut with a harlot...

Dec 10th

Dear Princess Bride fan,

Thank you for the link. I will watch it. But probably not tonight. :) I appreciate your...

Dec 10th

Formspringin'

my name is Inigo Montoya. did you kill my father? fact: i’ve never seen the princess bride...

Dec 10th

Are you a cat? Would you like to die?

Dec 10th

Watch

Meiko - Real Real Sweet (via bikerdude12322) Sade, I saw her last night. I think you’d like...

Dec 10th

Watch

tothebarricades: thefondest: HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER EVER SEEN THIS VIDEO EVER? Thank you,...

Dec 10th

Listen

terrormarie: The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song via:mcdavis Have I mentioned how much I <3...

Dec 10th

Watch

T.I. feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z, and M.I.A. - Swagga Like Us (via SamapaloozaFilms) For my...

Dec 10th

Chocolate with vanilla buttercream :)

Dec 10th

On girls that don't masturbate

A friend and I were discussing it in college because she “didn’t” because it was...

Dec 9th

Oh what am I up to?

Just doing triple pirouettes in the kitchen while talking to Bam Bam about boys You know, the usual

Dec 9th

It's my party and I can have last...

Dec 9th

Watch

“Ego”—Beyoncé feat. Kanye I linked to this to other day to make fun of mcdavis...

Dec 9th

Did anybody sleep last night?

markyb: What’s wrong with us? Insomnia, kiss my ass you goddamn son of a cockbitch.

Dec 9th

slaughterhouse90210: “Some people turn sad awfully young....

Dec 9th

In which my admirer displays persistence

him: i still like u y'know, even with your broken brain
me: hahahaha
me: i thought you'd given up on me ;)
me: i told you that was a good move!!
him: not yet

Dec 9th

Good morning tumblarity

Recipe: Post something srsly likes Collect reblogs like welfare checks in fundamentalist Mormon...

Dec 9th

Listen

“That’s What You Get”—Paramore pain make your way to me, to me and...

Dec 9th

It's 4:39 AM

and I can’t sleep. Why???

Dec 9th

whyimsingle: Currently listening

Dec 9th

delbertshoopman: OK LOS ANGELES… BRACE YOURSELVES TONIGHT....

Dec 9th

Dear Parking Lot Attendant/Supermarket...

You know who you aren’t?  The boy I like. But hey, you know who I’m not? The girl he...

Dec 9th

Dear boy that I like

I like you. More than I should. Sincerely, Sydney J.

Dec 9th

“I don’t know if this means anything to you but I...”
— Molly Jenson

Dec 9th

blurthelines: (via pretty-bird : jumpstartmyheart)

Dec 9th

mcdavis: I’m just supporting the Tumblr days of the...

Dec 9th

I want something I shouldn't want and...

(via whyimsingle)

Dec 9th

Listen

srsly: STRANGE & BEAUTIFUL - Aqualung Such a beautiful song. So many memories.

Dec 9th

I’ll probably never get so old that I stop wishing

Dec 9th

delbertshoopman: You guys agree with this right? I mean I...

Dec 8th

Top 10 Things On My Mind Right Now

My friend’s biopsy results (which I don’t know yet) Tacos Meiko My poor stranded...

Dec 8th

I can has boundaries douchebag!

Dec 8th

Things I've learned via mcdavis (Pt. 2)

That I am more awesome than he is Seriously, like way more That he is, in fact, a douchebag ...

Dec 8th

carybrothers: hotel cafe xmas shows! i’m playing fri. the...

Dec 8th

Who knew my life could be so much better...

What took me so long? :D

Dec 8th

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

wordjournal: noun • fear of long words A humorous extension of sesquipedaliophobia which also...

Dec 8th

Acie

Will you still be doing this in 6 hours because it’s almost 3 am and I’m about to go to...

Dec 8th

It's a beautiful day and you decide to...

You get there, ready to relax and enjoy the forever blue skies when massive swarms of seagulls...

Dec 8th

We spent 2.5 hours on a 10 second post

Dec 8th

I typed "masochist" into my spotlight...

True story As if I was somehow unclear on that fact

Dec 8th

Does anyone really know?

mcdavis: Because I don’t. Shove it, douchebag.

Dec 8th

“Sometimes I think I am out of my league, and then sometimes...”
— Hellogoodbye (via quotewhore)...

Dec 8th

Seriously you guys

exalen: andeventhis: exalen: andeventhis: DOWN WITH MCDAVIS When did this rift war...

Dec 8th

Seriously you guys

exalen: andeventhis: DOWN WITH MCDAVIS When did this rift war start?? Beginning of time!

Dec 8th

Seriously you guys

DOWN WITH MCDAVIS

Dec 8th

In which Marcella & I discuss Jersey...

Celly: Tell me you watched Jersey Shore
SJ: Y
SJ: E
SJ: S
SJ: i pounded it out
Celly: If I hear ANYONE say the word 'situation' I will punch them.
SJ: hahahahahaha
Celly: Because I know for a fact it only takes 9 lbs of pressure to break a nose.
Celly: #ThnxPaulyD
SJ: i had to say it legitimately the next day and i felt a little dirty
Celly: That show has made me forgive MTV for every transgression they have ever committed.
SJ: ALL OF THEM
Celly: As if Snooki wasn't great enough... We have shnickers, shnooki and any variation thereof. And thanks to MTV, I now know some guido on the Jersey Shore has his penis pierced. #TMI
SJ: if hatin' is your occupation, then i think i got a full-time job for you
-the situation
SJ: hahahaha
SJ: THE HAM
SJ: she brought it into confessional
SJ: #thingsthatarethebest
Celly: THAT MADE MY LIFE. THAT ONE SCENE.
Celly: "I left the club early to go home to eat ham and drink water. Haaaaam." #WhoAreYou?LizLemon?
SJ: well she didn't want to cheat on her boyfriend!
Celly: Do you think she's on that Atkins diet?
SJ: no bread but you can hook up with boys that aren't your boyfriend and eat as much ham as you want!
SJ: spokesmodel
Celly: JWOWW.

Dec 8th

mcdavis is not very nice to me

you should probably unfollow him hard

Dec 8th

whyimsingle: You know, just a typical Monday night. Me...

Dec 8th

I. Am having. Way too much fun. With...

mcdavisreblog: andeventhis: mcdavisreblog: (via andeventhis) So many formspring...

Dec 8th

I. Am having. Way too much fun. With...

mcdavisreblog: (via andeventhis) So many formspring submissions. That is an accusation!

Dec 8th

I. Am having. Way too much fun. With...

Dec 8th

Snuggler Required.

caetiecakes: ninefruits: I am a snuggler. I need snuggles. Don’t come near me if you’re not one...

Dec 8th

I spring. You spring. We all Formspring....

Gah. I’m supposed to be in a meeting, but no-one showed up. Is that because nobody likes me,...

Dec 8th

I'm bored

And making that your issue You should IM me: andeventhis Or ask me questions

Dec 8th

I found out last night that I have...

whyimsingle: Not that he is single local or age-appropriate but still, it’s nice…I think?

Dec 8th

question: how do you know you are eating...

ponymalta: Answer: when at all times you have a cookie in your hand and one in your mouth.  AT ALL...

Dec 8th

Mykicks

Lately, when something happens which elicits in me a negligible amount of concern, I say to myself: ...

Dec 8th

40 Things That Were Popular At the Beginning...

Dec 8th

The kind of girl I'm not

A diet coke drinker shoe fetishist conventional sports fanatic conventional sports hater ...

Dec 8th

Dinner.

Dec 8th

I'm not going nowhere until I am an...

Dec 8th

Your argument is invalid

Dec 8th

You know don't you?

Dec 8th

Listen

lovesoundslikethis: thedmoshow: rilo kiley - portions for foxes on repeat baby it’s...

Dec 8th

never stood a chance

Dec 8th

Fuck you rain. I’m reclaiming this day.

Dec 8th

Don't let mcdavis fool you

He picks on me too It’s ok though, he’s Canadian and they don’t know any better

Dec 7th

Smirk Monday

Dec 7th

Listen

terrormarie: Elephants - Rachael Yamagata There are only two ends to this dance: You can flee...

Dec 7th

Between the rain & fog, this morning's...

Banner morning in the Jaded household. Banner fucking morning.

Dec 7th

If you get a second, can you send some...

To the yet-to-be-identified mass in my one-time best friend’s lungs and to the...

Dec 7th

Remember this couple?

Dec 7th

terrormarie: Today’s Brunch: Crème brûlée french toast...

Dec 7th

Listen

exalen: buyhercandy: Angus & Julia Stone - ‘And the Boys’ it’s been days now / and you’ve...

Dec 7th

I spring. You spring. We all Formspring....

I donnnnt seeee nothinnngggg wronnnng. Have you guys met my wife? Seriously. Seriously. She’s...

Dec 7th

whileibreatheihope: blinksoflife: It is the possibility...

Dec 7th

Let's just go to bed and wake up...

Dec 7th

In which MarkyB coins a term

MarkyB: well here's the thing
MarkyB: you don't wanna be the ice girl
SJ: ice or nice?
MarkyB: ice
MarkyB: in case of emergency

Dec 7th

Dear Universe,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ha. Sincerely, Sydney J.

Dec 7th

Watch

jason mraz - absolutely zero @ java joes (via conservatory) Who am I to say this situation...

Dec 7th

You know you want to ask

So do it

Dec 7th

Just so that we're clear that my "love"...

Ex(?)-minicrush’s now ex-girlfriend just got in touch with me because she wants to hang out ...

Dec 7th

Asking again. Please help me out:

markyb: Does anyone have a key code for MS Office 03 that still has a use in it?

Dec 7th

I was going over all the facts in my...

And I realized admitted to myself that there’s no way in which this doesn’t suck for me

Dec 7th

asunburntcountry: danionaday: fuckingdelicious: Yes,...

Dec 7th

You know what's funny?

exalen: When someone is crushing on you, but you don’t realise it, and all you think is ‘why won’t...

Dec 7th

mykicks: minorconviction: (via mamarracho) ...

Dec 7th

This city is a Venus Flytrap (and home) These bright lights...

Dec 7th

Driving in the hollywood hills (sucks)

Dec 7th

Well…yeah

Dec 7th

In case you guys were wondering,

“clit” is not an acceptable word in words with friends it was obviously designed by a...

Dec 7th

Mixed signals

Dec 6th

I'm not going to lie

passthemike: The SJ vs mcdavis scrabble live-bloging has me intrigued. It has the potential to get...

Dec 6th

Subliminal indeed

Dec 6th

Words With Friends Andeventhis Let’s make this...

Dec 6th

Currently listening, in my bed, basking in my...

Dec 6th

I figured it out!

Ask away!

Dec 6th

Just made pancakes only to discover that...

That’s Ka-blamo :-/

Dec 6th

INJUSTICE!!! (or, caught with my pants...

markyb: I believe that man is entitled to certain privileges, certain rights, in this world. The...

Dec 6th

srsly: OH SHIT I’M DEFINITELY GONNA LOOK INTO THAT! ...

Dec 6th

terrormarie: I’m going to shovel snow!!!! I look so cute,...

Dec 6th

Hello domestic violence reference on...

Dec 6th

Watch

Usher - U Got It Bad (via ushertvSME) amirite?

Dec 6th

Formspring Answers Pt 1

mcdavis: #1 your very indie christmas mix is pretty good. gracias. #2 where’s my clavicle picture...

Dec 6th

markyb: loveballoons: LMFAO!!!!!!!That’s Jacob Black...

Dec 6th

Listen

mcdavis: iwillsinkyourship: Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down

Dec 6th

1) Breakfast taco from Taco Xpress in Austin. Though...

Dec 6th

Hmm…

Dec 6th

Either this or the Trader Joe’s knockoff.

Dec 6th

I was gonna start a formspring but I...

So if you’re home right now and have a question for me, have at it. I’m feeling...

Dec 6th

Early Morning Epiphanies...

whileibreatheihope: Musings as I sit on the bus on my way home. I spend the majority of my time...

Dec 6th

This was gonna be a haiku but, like...

Jersey Shore is  everything anyone could hope it would be and which none of us could possibly...

Dec 6th

Finally watching Jersey Shore

Has television reached its pinnacle? YES.

Dec 6th

Or maybe this one since it’s all “Look at me...

Dec 6th

On a scale of Palestine-Israel to Barack & Michelle, he...

Dec 6th

I love the (Westwood) Village :)

Dec 6th

$1

Dec 6th

Makes everything better. Fact.

Dec 6th

Ever have one of those days

youcankeepthechange: where all the dudes you see look like every guy you’ve had an irrational,...

Dec 6th

Raise your hand if you can’t stop thinking about it...

Dec 5th

“i just need to get a dog and tony stark myself the best...”
— me in IM tonight (via...

Dec 5th

(via fuckyeahbabyanimals) You know how you can tell...

Dec 5th

Be jealous.

Dec 5th

I LOVE HER!

Dec 5th

In which we converse like normal, adult...

Me: What are you doing??!
My mother: Putting a light bulb in.
Me: How many of you does it take to put in a lightbulb?!
My mother: Ok.
Me: That ain't no kinda number.
My mother: And that ain't no kinda sentence.

Dec 5th

fuckyeahtwilightsucks: justanotherprettylie: ...

Dec 5th

TerrorMarie's Guide to Getting the Fuck...

You are worth far more than any dude that makes you cry or feel like you are less than you really...

Dec 5th

Also, you + all = y'all.

There is only one acceptable spelling.

Dec 5th

People Being Awesome: A TerrorMarie—SJ—Mcdavis...

Dec 5th

This protein is fantastic.

Dec 5th

In which I try to give an update and am...

Me: Ok. So I liked this boy and turns out he was dating this girl--
My mother: Well he might be "dating" her in the way that Tiger Woods is "married."

Dec 5th

fuckyeahbabyanimals: eee! This is a bucket full of...

Dec 5th

“My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me So...”
— “Hands Down”...

Dec 5th

Dec 4th

Sushi Thursdays are the best Thursdays

Dec 4th

My boss’s dog. Swear I have pet ovaries.

Dec 4th

Maude and I made it through the night!

eyepollution: Until last night I had yet to make it through the night without kicking Maude out of...

Dec 3rd

Dec 3rd

I added it all up and it was 415 minutes

Or, 5 minutes shy of 7 hours. That’s a long time. I’m confused.  If you like doing...

Dec 3rd

Michigan is NOT Canada!

markyb: mcdavisreblog: markyb: Betta Reconize! Wait, wait, you’re a Michigander? If I...

Dec 3rd

:)

Dec 3rd

Michigan is NOT Canada!

markyb: Betta Reconize! Well you sure seem convinced… We will take this under advisement...

Dec 3rd

Things I've learned via mcdavis (Pt. 1)

I am a narcissist I like to smile and say “I love you” while doing terrible things ...

Dec 3rd

Who thinks mcdavis should tell me how awesome I am? ...

Dec 3rd

I hate filler "lol's."

mykicks: Actually, I hate “lol” in general (much prefer “haha”). But if you say something like...

Dec 3rd

Happy?

Dec 3rd

if a man can't make you laugh or cum,...

terrormarie: (via bibliotheque)

Dec 3rd

Watch

terrormarie: (via: markyb:katieschenk:krankmills:sexartandpolitics: The Awl) Sen. Diane Savino...

Dec 3rd

fuckyeahaustralia: lovespellslove: Mark Mawson from...

Dec 3rd

Let us not become the people we complain...

(via boggle)

Dec 3rd

fuckyeahaustralia: starsandsons

Dec 3rd

fuckyeahaustralia: spendingtimewithyou: Sydney.

Dec 3rd

And i flirted so he took off the tax :)

Dec 3rd

Dec 2nd

Dear FYBA

Dec 2nd

“Isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little...”
— Julie Delpy, Before Sunrise...

Dec 2nd

Things with decreasing levels of...

whyimsingle: Flava Flav becomes NAACP president Sarah Palin’s death metal album Jews decide...

Dec 2nd

They broke up

The ex-minicrush and his girlfriend. Which I found out about when off-handedly telling him about...

Dec 2nd

Listen

mcdavis: Death Cab For Cutie - Transatlanticism I need you so much closer

Dec 2nd

I don't even want a dislike button on...

mykicks: I would wear that fucker out.

Dec 2nd

ponymalta: Cosmo suggests that, rather than avoid having...

Dec 2nd

Paparazzi waiting for Sparkles & Gloomy. This was...

Dec 2nd

Just got free nutella!! Fuckyeahthisday!

Dec 2nd

I am still finding (stepping on) pieces of...

Dec 2nd

What do you guys think? How should I handle it?

Dec 2nd

Watch

Spoony’s take on New Moon Put it on while you fold your laundry and laugh your ass off

Dec 2nd

Things That Were Popular Last Time I Got...

nedhepburn: New Jack Swing Corey Haim the horse and buggy the brand new game “Stickball” bow...

Dec 1st

Listen

lovesoundslikethis: andeventhis: skysignal: Near To You (A Fine Frenzy)

Dec 1st

Two and a half hours later....

mercurypdx: …my desk is moved. 10 feet away from where it previously was. If I have to move A...

Dec 1st

booking a trip to san francisco feb....

ponymalta: I want to escape the Olympics and flights are cheap. Everyone should come. ...

Dec 1st

World AIDS Day 2009

Dec 1st

So mcdavis ended tonight's Twilive...

“I hope you all burn in hell for making me watch this Love, Mike” To which I responded:...

Dec 1st

I looked up "Edward Cullen Sarah Palin slash...

Dec 1st

mcdavis: (via nathanieljames)

Dec 1st

mcdavis: Also there’s this.

Dec 1st