February 2009
10 Strange Things Your Mind Can Do | Uphaa.com →
Interesting that 7:10 have French names. Must be something in the water, know what I’m Seine?
See what I did there? Classic.
“I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is...”
– (via letterboxlove) (via lovebot) (via coldhearted) (via illuminatedwallflower) (via pretty-bird)
pretty-bird:
crushes:
boy on the subway,
I hope you don’t give everyone that smile. Even if you do, I will continue to believe it was just for me.
— anonymous
kari-shma:
copycats: (posted by bikerfish)
...
“Andy Bernard does not lose contests—he wins them. Or he quits them because...”
– The Office
January 2009
Single Mans Diary →
singlemansdiary:
justinesamantha:
I’m a huge fan of this blog and it’s honesty. His blog is my guilty pleasure. I suggest you all check it out if you’re into some sexual but honest details on a single man’s life. Thanks for following me singlemansdiary, I would have never discovered your blog if it wasn’t for your initial follow.
Thx Justinesamantha. Tried to shoot you a thank you email but it...
Old Jews Telling Jokes →
sade:
(via samreich)
Oh. My. God. This is my shit.
Old Jews are my favorite Jews! Especially when they’re from New York. And female. And guilt-y.
A work email string that gets increasingly absurd
ryanpurtill:
From: Denise Bratina Importance: High
Hello All:
Advice:
DO NOT go to the Getty @ the corner of 8th Ave. & Fayette St. as they are confirmed crooks.
Thank you!!
From: Drew Brooke
Regarding Getty: I think I’ve been screwed over multiple times there in the past few months. Stay AWAY!
From: Ryan Purtill
The guy at Getty murdered my only child..Stay away.
From: Drew Brooke
A man...
Goddamnit Tumblr!!
I’m gone all day and come home to 49 pages of new posts!!! Seriously.
And now I have to start over to see what I missed.
Sorry About that Pandora
ryanpurtill:
Sometimes I feel bad when I tell Pandora I don’t like a song. Its like all like:
Pandora:”I’m sorry I will never do it again”
Me: “It’s cool, it’s cool Pandora, its not that it’s an awful song it just reminds me of an ex that’s all, its not your fault
Pandora: “Really?”
Me: “It’s not your fault…It’s not your fault”
Pandora: “Dont Fuck with me Ryan..n…not you..”
Me: “It’s not...
whileibreatheihope:
During sad moments, during happy moments, during tearful moments, during joyful moments, during proud moments, during low moments, in those right-before-I-fall-asleep moments, when all my pretenses are shattered moments, I still think of you.
Kate Nash—We Get On (Live at Radio BBC)
I...
The tribute to the nice guys.
littlemiss:
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring...
WTF Tumblr.
ryanpurtill:
Del wears a waistcoat and a winter hat like a cross between an old-timey saloon manager and the badass member of a boy band, and I get shit for a blue shirt?
Btw del, I want that waistcoat back. I said you could borrow it not keep it. And the reenactment is tomorrow. Call me.
Jealous are we? Ha! Take that Guitar Hero! Yeah, I just turned a video game into an insult. That’s...
A truth.
lalanii:
This blog reveals pretty much everything going on in my mind. I voice everything on here. This is a great thing, and I’m glad I came across this amazing site, full of beautiful people, amazing people, strong people. Some of which communication has blossomed and I know we are destined to meet. To the people that read this thing, thank you. Because you are fortunate enough to read whatever...
The tribute to the nice girls.
finallyseeing:
littlemiss:
By Jessica Leigh Griffith This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don’t give it up on the first date, who don’t want to play mind...
Comfortable by Matt Cusson
Originally by John...
“and your bones have been my bedframe and your flesh has been my pillow”
– Ani Difranco, Both Hands (via robot-heart) (via thoughtsdetained)
I’ve been waiting for sleep to offer up the deep with both hands…
“The truly painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.”
– (via littlemiss : kari-shma : finallyseeing) (via blurthelines) (via pretty-bird)
“Every time I think about you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk...”
– (via littlemiss : finallyseeing) (via blurthelines) (via pretty-bird)
“This poem is the poem I am writing because we aren’t speaking, and it is making...”
– Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz
(via finallyseeing)
(via blurthelines)
(via pretty-bird)