January 2010
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Something like a retrospective
The Two Best Things I Did in 2009 Take my trip Join tumblr The Two Worst Things I Did in 2009 Trust, defend and emotionally support someone who lied to me Still miss him What I’m looking forward to most in 2010
Jan 1st
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2009 in Haiku
Every post I made to Haikugetusedtothis The Asshole in Nice Guy’s Clothing December 29, 2009 A MarkyB/SJ Collaboration Where did you go? And why did you introduce me to somebody else? The way I’m always thinking about you December 13, 2009 Late nights, it seems like I am either talking to you or about you The Dry Wave November 12, 2009 I am trying to  let the tears come but I am ...
Jan 1st
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In which my mother forgets how old I am
Me: Who is my real mother? You can drop the ruse.
My mother: Who would want to make up being your mother? Who wouldn't drop that and say, 'I'm out'? You are crazy.
Me: You know I'm going to blog that right?
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December 2009
“Can we intervention her? I wanna intervention her face into the ground.”
– Marcella cares
Dec 31st
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“The last year of my life has been like this wide-awake nightmare of conflicting...”
– Dawson’s Creek. (via whileibreatheihope)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
“If he were the right guy for you, there would be nothing on this earth keeping...”
– Siobhan O’Neill (via whyimsingle)
Dec 31st
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He's married?????!!?!?!
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Kelly Cutrone's Bravo show is entitled
Kell on Earth That is all.
Dec 31st
WatchWatch
passthemike: What’s your secret? There is something so beautiful about people telling the truth.
Dec 31st
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useful video store categories:
ponymalta: natural disaster alien invasion dance / musical unrealistic portrayals of college and high school remakes of better foreign films That would really help, Movie Store, when I am trying to figure out whether Step Up is in drama or a comedy.
Dec 31st
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It didn't exactly end the way I thought it would...
Entertaining enough but not my favorite of the pack by far And maybe this is what he’s always done and I just haven’t noticed it (?) but it felt like, “let’s put people in a risqué situation so that they reel off a bunch of facts!”
Dec 30th
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Dear Page 166,
Now that’s more like it! Sincerely, Sydney J.
Dec 30th
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Certain things will just break your heart over and...
He is a certain thing
Dec 30th
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I got your IM
I fear the same thing will happen to me when I move
Dec 30th
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“Cassie Wright knows, the moment you make yourself available to any man, he...”
– Chuck Palaniuk, Snuff p. 89
Dec 30th
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“Ms. Wright tells me how the famous lover Casanova used to stuff two silver balls...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff p. 73
Dec 30th
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What I predicted on page 30 came true on page 61
Please tell me you did not shoot your load this early Mr. Palahniuk
Dec 30th
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Family Issues Pt. 10
Sometimes my dad likes to talk to me about homicides he’d like to commit. This is a step up from homicide-suicide. Just barely.
Dec 30th
This is for your own good
Dec 30th
The Asshole in Nice Guy's Clothing
haikugetusedtothis: A MarkyB/SJ Collaboration Where did you go? And why did you introduce me  to somebody else?
Dec 30th
“I want a dating show — Snookin’ For Love. I want to find my prince. I’d have 27...”
– Snookie Don’t even lie. You would watch the hell out of that. (via sade) And you just know the people are MTV are insensitive assholes and they’d bring on the guy who hit her as the mid-season surprise.
Dec 30th
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“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”
– Judith Manners bostonita | punkystyle (via silentsigh)
Dec 30th
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“The real genius was to make it a competition. The erection race. Plus, studies...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff p. 22-23
Dec 30th
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I'm on page 13 of Snuff
Sex with the City Lust Horizons Emergency Room Back Door Dog Pile Titanic Back Door Dog Pile Ford’s Theatre Back Door Dog Pile Private Box Presidential Box The Da Vinci Load To Drill a Mockingbird The Postman Always Cums Twice Chitty Chitty Gang Bang The Twilight Bone A Tale of Two Titties
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I should not be laughing at this sammspeaksout...
I should be figuring out why it is I can wake up from 8 hours of sleep, 2 nights in a row, and still feel as tired as I did before I went to bed. Yes. That is what I should be doing. Not laughing at people making fun of teenagers with low self-esteem.
Dec 29th
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My mood refused to stabilize itself today
(Such a catch! Like the kind you immediately toss back in.) So I took myself to a coffee shop to do some reading which helped some and I thought, “it’s amazing to me that people find comfort in the bible, since I can’t get past genesis without being bored out of my mind.” Note: I am not saying that people shouldn’t find comfort in the bible—I think people...
Dec 29th
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“No matter how lost you get, you always take one step in the right direction.”
– Qaadir
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No, but seriously
whyimsingle: Fiona Apple was right: this world is bullshit
Dec 29th
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Things I will be taking as a compliment*
“Holy frick what happened to andeventhis?!?! It’s like a love explosion on my desktop” “NEW THEME!!!! It’s both not as sad and IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!!!!” “Super like your new theme. It’s gonna look great on my Xanga!”
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Erika, did you see this?  →
Because it made me think of you
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A series of reactions
This was on MSN Reaction 1: Seth? Reaction 2: Stephenie?? Click on link Oh. Reaction 3:
Dec 29th
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