January 2011
Okay, now that I've seen the cast of American...
I see that all of these countdown shows are terrible.  Back to drinking myself out of 2010.
Jan 1st
The fact that "Hey There Delilah" is being...
Jan 1st
sade: You can be funny, cute, interesting. You can be Alessandra Ambrosio with the personality of Amy Poehler. But you will still be rejected by someone. You will still get your heart broken and it sucks and it probably won’t be fair. But it happens to everyone regardless of status or looks or what have you. I guess I’m just saying this because I don’t want any girl to think that the reason a...
Jan 1st
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December 2010
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Dec 31st
Thank you Elisabeth.
Dec 30th
Listenpassthemike: “Merry Happy” - Kate Nash
Dec 29th
I want to say
It’s okay. We don’t have to do this. Every word you pretend feels as subtle as swallowing a mouth full of glass shards. I can let you go. I know how to be alone.
Dec 29th
Me irl
Dec 29th
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I would like to know something.
sade: Do people who write backwards smiley faces “(:” also do their ‘playful tongue sticking out emoticon’ faces with lowercase D’s instead of P’s? d: Animals.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
Random question of the day.
mcdavis: inmi: You’re building a house and you get to make it your absolute dream house. That means whatever you say goes, and somehow, your construction budget has no limits (pffft. Like THAT ever happens, except in hypotheticals).  What is the first MUST HAVE that pops into your head? The one thing your house would not be complete without? Reblogging to see what answers you guys have for...
Dec 27th
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Typical Saturday Night...
I’m dancing like and some creep comes up behind me and dances like And I turn around like And he’s like And I’m like And I walk away like And he play’s it off like and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like And I’m like and I go over to him and we start dancing like and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like And the rejected guy looks at me like And I’m...
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Things I hate today:
Everything. That is all.
Dec 26th
Alright I'm not a total piece of shit.
sade: I will admit that one thing that really makes me happy this time of year is seeing the lengths adults go to keep the Santa dream alive for kids. Grown ass human beings with careers in their respective fields, doing all this shit just to amaze little children. I mean, the Santa Tracker on NORAD. Fucking NORAD, a part of our military. Google Earth has a damn CGI video of Santa’s sleigh...
Dec 25th
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So many times I get the urge to delete my blog.
mykicks: Then I get a message in my ask box or on Facebook telling me that I make their day, and then I remember that in my head I’m in a competition with Maya Angelou to see who can hear “Your work means so much to me” more in a day. Take that, Maya. You may be far ahead right now, but I’m closing in on you. A tortoise and the hare situation.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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tejonface asked: F/M/K:

Colin Farrell, Colin Firth and Phil Collins
Dec 22nd
tejonface asked: F/M/K:

Colin Farrell, Colin Firth and Phil Collins
Dec 21st
House Hunters International is in Tel Aviv
I don’t know how I feel about Israel. ETA: “This is the bomb shelter with concrete walls, reinforced steel door, and ventilation system in case of attack. It also doubles as your walk-in closet!”
Dec 21st
telepathicgorilla asked: from reading your posts and your bantering. you seem like a PRETTY interesting person, more so than half of tumblr.. who is full of preteen filipinos making retarded memes. but yeah!! keep up the insight perspective and abstruse attitude!
Dec 21st
telepathicgorilla asked: from reading your posts and your bantering. you seem like a PRETTY interesting person, more so than half of tumblr.. who is full of preteen filipinos making retarded memes. but yeah!! keep up the insight perspective and abstruse attitude!
Dec 21st
Reblog if you want a marry, fuck, kill in your ask...
meetingofthemimes: Go on, then. I need a break between holiday cards.
Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
ANTHONY BOURDAIN IS ON TUMBLR AND NONE OF YOU WERE...
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
1 tag
Dec 12th
I wish everyone could stop liking Robyn
drinkyourjuice: now so I could stop feeling so out of the loop for not liking Robyn.
Dec 12th
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More from this JBiebs interview
Usher is one of his best friends. He had a mini jam session with Jack Black. He is more googled than God.
Dec 12th
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I just watched Justin Bieber do an English accent...
That’s all. I just wanted to share that. ETA: He got into an argument with his mother and she asked him for his phone. He refused. She cancelled his plan.
Dec 12th
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My Friend Bret Breaks It ALL THE WAY Down
theidiotking: BRET: I don’t know… I think things should just be easy or not. If it’s too tough then it’s probably not right. This isn’t the 50s where it’s like “I’m gonna get that dame and I’m gonna get her if it’s the last thing I do”. I just don’t feel like the world operates like that any more. Women don’t get “chased”, they go after what they want. They know they want it within minutes, and...
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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World AIDS Day is really close to my heart for...
But am I the only one who doesn’t get this digital death campaign? Why are millionaires asking me for money? Shouldn’t they be asking for a million people to get tested or something?
Dec 2nd