February 2011
whyimsingle:
To be honest, I have no idea why I’m single, and it bothers me everyday. I’m 16, a junior in high school, popular and good-looking. All of my friends have or have had at least one serious relationship, but here I am, all alone. My friend the other day laughed at me because I’m a virgin. I was really really hurt by it, but decided that having sex or having a boyfriend doesn’t define...
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Sometimes attempting to edit the WhyImSingle...
Look, just because your heart got broken does not give you the ability to write effective extended metaphor.
And secondly, metaphor does not equal run-on sentence.
Maybe that’s why you’re single: your fucking grammar.
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reblog if you want to live in London
blurthelines:
Next stop.
“Giada de Laurentits. Come on, you should’ve caught that.”
– Acie, In reference to this post. She is my spirit animal.
January 2011
Giada de Laurentiis has such a great rack.
And I don’t mean in her Target collection.
Why it needs to be "the" depression, not "your"...
thehumorlessfeminist:
…because it’s an illness, not a personality trait.
…because no one should carry the weight of it all alone.
…because you or I shouldn’t have to own it.
…because it doesn’t have to always be a part of who you are.
…because other people do understand.
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When you want to screencap a dashboard coincidence...
passthemike asked: and ended :(
The flu shot curse...
laceymae:
Every year that I get the flu shot, I get the flu. Woke up this morning with 101.6 fever, throwing up, head pounding, severe cough and congestion, and the muscles in my legs and back are killing me. Hubby is at work, Scout bug is at her gma’s, and I’m trying to convince someone to go get me some soup. Screw you, flu shot. This is somehow all your fault.
Conversely, I’ve never...
If someone comes over and bakes me cookies
passthemike:
I will happily eat them.
And this is how Mike’s porn career started.
“It takes a whole lot of self-restraint to not show just how terrible I am, but...”
– vodka & shame: Interacting with me at work must be,
mcdavis asked: You rarely speak about Kristen Stewart anymore. Did you guys break up?
I don't know, but I imagine, it must be really...
butwaitforme asked: hey, people exposed/talking crap about you on
http://tiny.c32d.com/andeventhis
just thought id tell you
http://tiny.c32d.com/andeventhis
just thought id tell you
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“I went to Buckingham Palace this morning because I want to play the Queen my new...”
– - Sean “P-Diddy” Combs, direct quote. Yes he said that. Including the last sentence. Read it slowly. (via basseyworld)
Oh Diddy. Never change.
The fact
basseyworld:
That he can’t even email me back is just…
I don’t understand how people do that. They just shut down and walk away like you never mattered to them. Even if it was briefly. During that brief time, you worked hard to get me to understand how much I meant to you and how much you care. But now it’s like “Who?”
That shit’s fucked.
I miss him though.
Every. Fucking. Word.
Pauly D & Vinnie reenacting "girl code"
Reasons I am laughing out loud.
You ever find yourself thinking about the fact...
Mrs. Obama comes home, takes off her J.Crew cable knit sweater and matching 3/4 length skirt, gets on her knees and swallows presidential semen.
Mr. Obama, after a full day of talks with foreign dignitaries, enjoys a hot lunch at the Y.
I wonder if they do it on Air Force One. A quickie in Buckingham Palace.
Does the Secret Service know their sex sounds?
“I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not...”
– Richard Dawkins (via bringtheruckuss)
“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy… Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with...”
– Sylvia Plath (via monsieurmademoiselle)
You know those cages our parents used to use to...
basseyworld:
notesonascandal:
threeoh4:
missapples22:
brittany-carel:
Walk away like a BOSS
omgomgomgomg <333
Like a mother fucking BOSS. OMG.
Swear to God, my son used to do this. If there was a Youtube in 1999-2000, I would have posted that little daredevil fool.
DEAD!!!
Old posts that remain relevant →
I look so great in clothes.
whyimsingle:
I’m afraid one day I’m going to be sued for false advertising.
“She took a moment to focus, you could see she was focusing,” Gillibrand said....”
– Giffords’ progress a source of jubilation - CNN.com
Tears.
(via mar-see-ah)
This is so beautiful, I had to reblog.
(via stfuconservatives)
meikomusic:
The saddest Hot Dog Song you’ll hear...
*sigh*
steenfox:
So me & my mom are sitting here watching this segment with Ted Williams on Dr. Phil. (He’s the homeless guy turned radio announcer.)
Mom: That’s a weird lookin dude.
Me: What is he, an Eskimo?
Mom: He’s black.
Me: Black & what?
Mom: He’s BLACK.
Me: Black and WHAT?
Mom: Black & yellow
-_-
“The narcissism required, on a day the nation is commemorating the Arizona...”
– Sarah Palin will never be president - Sarah Palin - Salon.com (via becauseiamawoman)
(via vruz)
Rest your understanding on this.
basseyworld:
I’m sweet as pie but if you fuck with me, I’ll make sure you choke on it.
Are there people who genuinely enjoy watching The...
whyimsingle:
People who don’t think it’s one of the worst things to happen to television, feminism, their eyeballs, roses?
“This country has had toxic political rhetoric since its birth pangs, and there...”
– Harry Shearer in The Huffington Post (via jeffscherer)
“This is perfect for me. It combines my vast vocabulary with my ever expanding...”
– Pass The Mike
I went out tonight, thinking about him, trying not...
whyimsingle:
They had the same name.
Fuck everything on a bed made of shards of glass.
He also had a girlfriend who kept not so subtly side eyeing me—as if I started it.
“If you can control a man’s thinking, you don’t have to worry about his actions....”
– Carter G. Woodson