January 2012
December 2011
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Radioactive23
You are a brilliant writer
“I begin to realise how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. He taught...”
– My Uncle Oswald by Roald Dahl (via teeaah)
Yes.
(via basseyworld)
“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...”
– Neil Gaiman (via drinkyourjuice)
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It's always strange
whyimsingle:
Hanging out with the friends we used to share. Half-hoping, half-dreading—never knowing—the moment of your arrival. And even now, and even this, years later, I still have to pretend to be okay.
Someone mentioned you tonight and asked me if I knew you.
“No,” I said. Not anymore.
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Meanwhile, on iChat
mcdavis: we don't have whole foods
me: so you only have partial?
mcdavis: ...
me: you're welcome. i'll be here all week. be sure and tip your waitress.
mcdavis: about that
me: you don't have waitresses either?
mcdavis: nah we have waitresses
mcdavis: we don't tip
me: only cows?
mcdavis: ...
mcdavis: OH I GET IT, IT'S A COUNTRY JOKE
me: isn't all of the country a joke?
mcdavis: which is why you went to canada
me: hey-o!
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Things that tend to be insufferable
Pap smears
Conservative Christians
Dinners with comedians
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“The useless days will add up to something. The shitty waitressing jobs. The...”
– DEAR SUGAR, The Rumpus Advice Column #64: Tiny Beautiful Things - The Rumpus.net (via leopoldgursky)
You know what's sexy as fuck, though?
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
mixedbyziggy:
Besides a beard?
Intellectual conversation. I’m not saying we have to talk about everything CNN covered in one day; but you know, teach me some shit. That’s sexy.
And big words. Big words are great, but only when you know what the hell you’re saying. Use them words with 4-and-5 syllables, in the proper context, and Ziggy’s mind will be filled...
ramblingsofanurbanjawn asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back. :o)
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Holy SHIT this is accurate.
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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“Dear Tumblrs,
Please stop reblogging nonsense that a quick Google search...”
– Elon James White & everyone else with common sense. (via elonjames)
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Rewatching Misfits S2 E3
I love how when Alisha is leaving after finding out who Superhoodie is that there’s no, “By the way, lovely to meet you and see your lair and all. Cheers for that. Now…um, if I were going to get the tube from here…?”
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Family Issues Pt. 18
My dad is was a recovering alcoholic who has recently decided to start drinking again.
He has a new family that he wants me to get to know. He called me today and yesterday to say that they ask about me.
I don’t want to be a part of this. I don’t want to feel like shit for not wanting to be a part of this.
I have no idea how to fix this.
Birthright
Me: I worry if I drink 2 days in a row that I'll turn into an alcoholic like my father.
My mom: Gotta get something from him besides his feet.
edgarsux:
I just thought of what it would be like to have a boyfriend (I’ve been seeing a guy I guess so it’s a possibility) and the idea alone of having to talk to someone on the phone every day and like, ask him how he’s doing completely exhausted me.
I don’t want a boyfriend, I just want to cry about not having one.
Pretty much.
why i'm single:
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
This has well over 2000 notes. Nah. Naaaaaaaah. People have got to chill.
Edit: almost 3000 notes.
Makes me sad to see shit like this.
“I have the sex appeal of a carrot” reminds me of a story I heard...
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A confident girl doesn't show off her naked body....
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
buttahlove:
ethereal-eyes:
A confident girl shows off whatever she wants because she has the confidence to do so.
^ THANK YOU!
SAY IT AGAIN!
And she certainly doesn’t ask anyone’s permission.
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
notesonascandal:
*shrugs*
Sure.
Welp. Guess it's not the holidays without someone...
That’s what I get for answering my phone.
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Oh, hai, have you seen all of the new lovely Iwan... →
absolutelyiris:
Seriously. Made my night.
Oh, I mean, if you’re into that whole I-want-to-fuck-boys-with-impossibly-blue-eyes-who-play-guitars thing
“Believe that you can run farther or faster. Believe that you’re young enough,...”
– John Bingham (via thoughtsdetained)
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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This kind of a relationship:
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
amalialuvsyhu:
impatience—is-a-virtue:
Where you are comfortable with each other
When you look funny together
You wear the same outfit
Play videogames together
Do crazy stuff together
Always down to cuddle
You may have been fighting the whole day but the end of the day you’re like
<3 <3
Im not the type to wear matching shirts…a...
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
I heart her.
Honorable Mentions
Reasoningwithdana/Reasoningwithvampires
Thatwhitebitch
Charlespudding
“By now four months have gone by. You get asked if you still miss him. Don’t...”
– Sloane Crosley, How Did You Get This Number (via whyimsingle)
Has tumblr ever started randomly following someone...
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That awkward moment when a fictional character...
Side eying the fuck outta you, Misfits. The fuck.