March 2012
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ramblingsofanurbanjawn:
dreamthinklive:
realitylapsemkii:
the-set-up:
So who is showing titties tonight?
Relevant to my interests
Now she want a photo you already know though…
February 2012
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– -Kanye West (via brokeassho)
Right?
(via roropcoldchain)
Thank god, I thought I was the only one who hated love. Kanye and I have so much in common… Except money and hos. He has more money, I have more hos. Whatevs.
(via runawayvag)
^^^^Everything and all at once.^^^
(via geekscoutcookies)
...
Wait a minute, wait a minute
East side of town…
American Apparel leggings…
PBR…
An overheard conversation on the merits of Zooey Deschanel…
I’m at a hipster party!!!!
“The only way to live is to accept each minute as an unrepeatable miracle, which...”
– Storm Jameson
“I want to wear this dress, but I already wore it on Thursday and put it on...”
– Overheard in the bathroom, aka this is why the terrorists have won
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epicleicaness asked: Oi!! Details!!!
I can get myself off
but I can’t be
the weight of his body on top of mine the softness of his beard his teeth biting my neck his tongue curled around mine as he makes his way inside me his smell the look in his eyes like I am the only girl in the world
Is there any more powerful feeling than making...
“Ugh, this is the worst.”
– Me, on hearing that Matt Bomer came out.
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So it's pronounced "dead mouse" and not "dead mow...
Oh.
for fuck's sake
panasonicyouth:
i am not answering any of you people who just sent me asks claiming i am homophobic because i don’t support gay ships
like okay for real, i realize this is not a blank check for me and my actions and that i should be held accountable for the things i say and do
BUT I MADE OUT WITH A GUY TODAY THAT IS SOME REAL-ASS SHIPPING YOU FOOLS
my fucking life IS NOT A CUTE SHIP ON THE...
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Watch
Adele Performs ‘Rolling in the Deep’ - 2012 Grammys
I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and...
ramblingsofanurbanjawn:
summer-nightlock:
CRYING.
Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Blue: What about the shadowy part?
Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there.
Im done with ya’ll.
I have died.
“What I know is this: I chose recovery. It was a conscious decision, and not an...”
– — Marya Hornbacher (via nix-pixiestix)
Just sub “anxiety” for “eating” and this is me right now.
ramblingsofanurbanjawn:
Im supposed to care about the Grammys right?
Rich and famous people congratulating other rich and famous people who are wearing clothes made by rich and famous people and everyone is getting richer and famouser….
Im supposed to care about this….right?
Yes, welcome to America. Would you like fries with that?
Birth Control
ryanpurtill:
Dear Catholic Church,
Having a poor, single, 14-year old girl become unexpectedly pregnant worked out for you once, but by your own account that was a freaking miracle.
Support women’s rights to birth control.
Bless this post.
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“When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and...”
– Paulo Coelho (via danseurs)
He's making me dinner
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In case anyone is interested in helping Syria...
epicleicaness:
Since March 15th 2011 more than 8,000 people have been murdered. 500 of them children. More than 20,000 are missing with another 70,000 imprisoned. All of this for the “crime” of protesting for freedom and dignity and end to the tyranny we’ve endured for 40 years. Please help us and give what you can. These are the most credible sites you can donate to. Check charitynavigator.com...
What am I supposed to do about Syria?
Aside from feel helpless and heartbroken and one step closer to scheduling a hysterectomy because I don’t want to bring anymore people into this shitass world.
Seriously, what am I supposed to do?
Stress-eating because we're going on a date and oh...
gpoy
When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It...
ramblingsofanurbanjawn:
Say it again….
basseyworld:
I’ve taken to randomly telling myself that I’m “dope as fuck” for doing the most minor shit. “I just brushed my teeth because I’m dope as fuck. I have on pink pajamas with bunnies on them because I’m dope as fuck.” Do it and then try not to feel like a Bawse for the remainder of the day. Also, it’s important that you say “as fuck” and not “as eff”. If you can’t say fuck for whatever...
It's stupid how nervous this boy makes me…
Besides its icky handlings of gender roles,...
panasonicyouth:
wantthepharaohs:
panasonicyouth:
thegoddamazon:
zorascreation:
So it’s basically an entire mythology surrounding these “gorgeous”, pale, sparkle-in-the-sun, radiant-eyed bloodsuckers versus these “swarthy”, brown, roar-in-the-dark, black-eyed wolf-people.
And the way in which they interact, given the fact that the majority of the bloodsuckers are White and the majority...
Kanye West facts
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
