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stammy:

“A Belgian teenager who asked a tattooist for three tiny stars on her face, only to end up covered in 56 stars, is suing the tattooist for 10,000 Euros damages.
Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claims tattooist Rouslan Toumaniantz spoke such bad English and French that he misunderstood her at the Tattoo Boy studio in Courtrai, Belgium.”
ouch.. but seriously don’t go to a tattoo artist that doesn’t speak your language. kthxbai rtard.

Will someone give a cowpie a phone because I CALL BULLSHIT!
I do not believe this girl and her story for a hot second. Does anyone besides me want to fuck the shit out of Ami James watch Miami Ink? Or any of the other tattoo shows? Don’t they put the stencil on you first, which you approve, then set to work? What tattoo shop would willingly submit themselves to such horrible press, not to mention potential lawsuits, just to fuck with a teenage girl. 
Answer: None of them would. Because this story is made up and she’s lying. A lying liar. 
"The 18-year-old said she fell asleep during the procedure, and woke up in pain when her nose was being tattooed."
If you’re there long enough to fall asleep, you’re a fucking liar.
" ‘She agreed, but when her father saw it, the trouble started,’ Belgian newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws quoted the man as saying."
If you only get upset when Daddy comes, you’re a fucking liar. With a unicorn vomit face. 
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Ha! 

stammy:

“A Belgian teenager who asked a tattooist for three tiny stars on her face, only to end up covered in 56 stars, is suing the tattooist for 10,000 Euros damages.

Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claims tattooist Rouslan Toumaniantz spoke such bad English and French that he misunderstood her at the Tattoo Boy studio in Courtrai, Belgium.”

ouch.. but seriously don’t go to a tattoo artist that doesn’t speak your language. kthxbai rtard.

Will someone give a cowpie a phone because I CALL BULLSHIT!

I do not believe this girl and her story for a hot second. Does anyone besides me want to fuck the shit out of Ami James watch Miami Ink? Or any of the other tattoo shows? Don’t they put the stencil on you first, which you approve, then set to work? What tattoo shop would willingly submit themselves to such horrible press, not to mention potential lawsuits, just to fuck with a teenage girl. 

Answer: None of them would. Because this story is made up and she’s lying. A lying liar. 

"The 18-year-old said she fell asleep during the procedure, and woke up in pain when her nose was being tattooed."

If you’re there long enough to fall asleep, you’re a fucking liar.

" ‘She agreed, but when her father saw it, the trouble started,’ Belgian newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws quoted the man as saying."

If you only get upset when Daddy comes, you’re a fucking liar. With a unicorn vomit face. 

My v-v-vomit face
My v-v-vomit face

Ha!